The thoughts and ideas expressed below are exclusively those of Jack Straley and www.justplaintalkwithjack.com We may agree, and that’s fine, or we may disagree, that’s okay too. My sole purpose is to encourage others to think, study, and become involved. Exercise your freedom and above all, when presented the opportunity, please vote.
In recent years our elections have given it’s audience scores of drama. The suspense surrounding the results lasts for days when solutions and winners announced should have been offered within 24 hours of the close of polls.
This being the season for award shows on air and streaming, we are offering our first ever awards program. Nominations have been made, reviewed by our select committee, and determinations rendered and now proudly presented for your entertainment.
THE MIDTERM OSCAR’S 2022
Best Actor Award John Fetterman Posing as a sane person
Best Actress Award Kathy Hochul Pretending to be Law/Order
Supporting cast MSM Promoting Truth
Best Comedian Beto O’Rourk Pretending to care about people
Outstanding Loser Stacy Abrams Continual Campaigner
No. 1 Election Denier Al Gore Still crying over loss
Most Famous Election Denier Hillary Clinton Still blaming others
Biggest Group of Deniers The Squad Should be mixing drinks
Honorable Mention Denier Donald Trump Still drawing crowds to rallies
Worst President Ever Joe Biden Eating Ice Cream
Biggest Winner Ever Tony DeLuca Penn State Rep, Died from complications of cancer a month before being elected with 82% of the vote.
Lifetime achievement award for acting innocent and making people feel they care about them.
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
In two short years we can get another grand show. Stay tuned for the adventures. Campaigning and positioning to begin within next 48 hours.